Dramatic

Listen, I know you think I'm being overly dramatic and all that, but I can't help how I feel. And how I feel is that you have the most beautiful face I have seen in my entire existence. A face that could launch a thousand ships. Eyes that can lift a man's soul to the highest heavens with a glance… I know, having been on the receiving end of some of those glances. Lips that just absolutely long to be kissed… That I long someday to kiss myself, day in and day out. People don't talk about noses all that much in these sorts of things, but yours is so elegant and lovely, perfectly bringing it all together. All of this, framed by that hair, so lustrous and luscious, with just the tip of your ear peeking out every now and again. Could I kiss that, too?

Helen? Psh. A face that launched a thousand ships, indeed. Yours? Yours could launch ten thousand, a million, every ship to ever be made in the entirety of human existence and beyond.

Overly dramatic? Maybe. But it's how I feel, and I can't help how I feel.